When you clean the kitchen with a seven year old…It’s like going through an automatic car wash…without the drains built into the floor!
It’s perfectly fine to tell your teenager who lost her deodorant somewhere in her room, that if she is old enough to wear deodorant, she can find it herself…and to please go away!
It really is ok to yell at your husband in front of your children…let’s them know what marriage is really like…a learning experience, if you will.
As long as their face is clean…a daily bath is not actually a requirement!
There is no such thing as smudge proof or scratch proof…
Washable is not always washable!
And of course, You should really give up on organization because it just isn’t gonna happen!