Conversations between a real life married couple. (aka me and my other half)

About our husky who is about to drop a litter any day:

He says, “That dog just growled as I was feeding her!” I said, “Well, Mr. Carton, I growled at you when you fed me when I was knocked up too! She gets a pass.”


About my cell phone that I refuse to upgrade:

Go get you a new phone he says…you need a new wireless set of headphones he says…”Why? They are not broken.”…but they are old he says. “Well, Mr. Carton, so are you…and I kept you.”

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