“Mom, no one listens to Justin Bieber anymore.” -daughter
“Yes they do, he’s all over the radio.” -mom…breaking out into song…”Everybody gets high sometimes ya know….”
“Mom…have you ever been high?” -daughter
I have always felt honesty is the best policy.
“Yes, and it is not that great.” -Mom (Please keep in mind, we have discussed drugs and why they should not be used. Also, by high, I mean I have tried pot at some point in my life. I was not amused, and I did not enjoy it. To each their own though, I kinda think it’s harmless.)
“When? Before I was born? After I was born?” -daughter
In my defense, I was in premature labor and the drugs were provided by the doctor to stop said premature birth. However, I was high as a kite.