EVEN MORE CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN HUSBAND AND WIFE

Him: Football game and new Mafia game…I’m not doing anything else today

Her: Good, enjoy your day, you deserve a day off! (2 minutes later)  Damn, I’m out of brown sugar.

Him: (laughing) Hmmm, guess you better go to the store.

Her: Nah, it’s ok, I was just going to make peanut butter fudge.

Him:  You need anything else from the store while I’m out?

Her: (large grin) Well, some vanilla extract if you don’t mind! 😉

 

Her: I think we have another mouse in the house.

Him: I hear they are very clean animals.

Her: Dude…BLACK PLAGUE?

Him: That was fleas.

Her:  HOW DO YOU THINK THE FLEAS TRAVELED?!!!

 

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