Him: Football game and new Mafia game…I’m not doing anything else today
Her: Good, enjoy your day, you deserve a day off! (2 minutes later) Damn, I’m out of brown sugar.
Him: (laughing) Hmmm, guess you better go to the store.
Her: Nah, it’s ok, I was just going to make peanut butter fudge.
Him: You need anything else from the store while I’m out?
Her: (large grin) Well, some vanilla extract if you don’t mind! 😉
Her: I think we have another mouse in the house.
Him: I hear they are very clean animals.
Her: Dude…BLACK PLAGUE?
Him: That was fleas.
Her: HOW DO YOU THINK THE FLEAS TRAVELED?!!!