Son: I’m hungry
Mom: Dinner is cooking
Son: What’s for dinner?
Mom: I made homemade chocolate cake for dessert, we’re having chicken and cheesy mashed potatoes, lima beans and corn bread, and some steamed broccoli
Son: BROCCOLI…BROCCOLI…BROCCOLIIIII! I’m not eating that.
Mom: Yes, you are.
Son: I hate broccoli.
Mom: Fine, don’t eat it…but until it is eaten, you will touch nothing with electricity. No tv, no video games, no computer….
Son: Alright, alright, alright, I’ll eat the stupid broccoli…but I’m covering it with ranch dressing.